Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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