I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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