drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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