My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
