he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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