Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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