When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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