He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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