508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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