..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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