Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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