Welp...herpes.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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