I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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