If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Welp...herpes.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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