Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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