He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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