First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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