who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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