airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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