it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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