i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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