I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I think i got beer on your cat.
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