I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
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