Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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