What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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