AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
