When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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