im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I got inside last night via doggy door
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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