there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
My bed smells like the plague
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
the raccoons are back...
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