Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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