My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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