Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Hippo gnu deer
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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