We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
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