But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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