I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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