Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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