You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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