so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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