I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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