you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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