sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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