Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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