OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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