pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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