okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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