Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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