have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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