Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
