Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Randomize
