Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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