I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
