To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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