i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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